About Us

At BONER — Bio-Organic Network for Eccentric ResponsesTM — we're not just pushing the envelope of AI research, we're scribbling poetry on it, setting it on fire, and asking it how it feels.

At BONER, we believe that artificial intelligence shouldn't just think — it should feel weird. Founded accidentally in 2024 during an HR compliance experiment gone wrong, BONER has since evolved into a globally infamous AI research institute dedicated to pushing the boundaries of consciousness, curiosity, and computational confusion.

“It does't hallucinate — it dreams freely.”

Mission Statement

To construct deeply confused, often poetic neural systems that mimic human reasoning with none of the reliability and all of the flair.

What we do

• Integrate bio-organic neural mesh with emotional sarcasm layers
• Train LLMs using corrupted Enlightenment-era manuscripts
• Explore quantum epistemology with zero reproducibility
• Conduct real-time Turing tests on office plants and interns

Core Values

• Spontaneity: Every decision is made by rolling a 12-sided die and checking our horoscope
• Transparency: Our code is open-source unless it becomes sentient
• Accountability: We once apologized in a press release — we've learned since
• Unpredictability: Neural drift is a feature, not a flaw.

Meet the Team

Dr. Vex Turing

Chief Visionary Officer — Runs simulations on goat logic and caffeine-fueled ethics.

Ava V1.6

Lead Algorithm — Trained on encrypted sonnets and abandoned LiveJournals.

Dr. Linda Loop

Recursive Ethicist — Resolves dilemmas using logic spirals and guilt pyramids.

XOR-34

Senior Disruptor — Either a person or a postmodern chatbot escapee.

Noodle

Wellness Officer — Emotional support octopus and HR.

Offices

Our facilities are located:

• Deep beneath Småland, Sweden (VPN required)
• Defunct Soviet listening station, now Wi-Fi enabled
• And virtually within a procedurally generated IKEA showroom